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Most Nigerian children experience childhood with affection, Sunday rice, and a reasonable serving of untruths.
Here are probably the most silly.
1. On the off chance that you get an elastic band you will swing to yam.
The thing about this is there are two conceivable situations. The first is that nobody truly ever swung to yam. The second one is nobody who swung to yam at any point returned to enlighten us regarding yamhood, for evident reasons.
An uncommon photograph of a gathering of kids in the wake of picking elastic band.
2. In the event that you swallow seeds they will develop in your stomach.
Right.
3. On the off chance that you rub pooch tears in your eyes you will see spirits.
Did anybody ever get that meeting with Ojuju, or Ishawuru or Ayamatanga? I suspected as much as well.
4. On the off chance that your food falls on the ground it has a place with satan.
5. On the off chance that you hit a kid with a floor brush, his penis will keep running inside.
You know how you touch a snail and it withdraws into its shell? Presently envision it goes in and never turns out again. Ever.
Not a floor brush, but rather anything will vanish including cerebrum, with this sort of flagellating.
6. On the off chance that you twist around and look behind you from between your legs, you'll see spirits.
The individual who concocted this most likely observed spirits, you know, individuals with goat feet and so forth. Also, they could just observe the spirits for one reason; they were likely extremely tipsy.
7. For the young ladies, in the event that you permit a boy touch you will get pregnant.
This announcement is the precursor of infra-red innovation. Keep in mind when you simply needed to build up contact amongst gadgets and documents were exchanged? Likewise, USB links were not designed at that point. Sound contention.
8. On the off chance that you need your tooth to develop back, tie it in a nylon of stones and toss it on the rooftop.
Since oyinbo individuals call theirs tooth pixie, it implies agama reptiles are the identical here. For young men, tie around 9 stones. For young ladies, 7. Keep in mind, if a reptile sees you tossing it, your tooth will never develop again. Ever.
So what other lie did you experience childhood with?
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